What did Hobo Humpin’ Slobo Babe mean anyway?
“We are all like salad dressing. Give us a chance to shake around a bit and its all rather tasty.” -Faelan
#3Breakupwords “My standards elevated.”
#3Breakupwords “I have herpes.”
#3Breakupwords “I’m totally gay.”
#3Breakupwords “I tested positive.”
Jumping on my couch dancing to Dancing Queen, the inner drag queen giggling gleefully, when I realized my hair smells like burnt popcorn. y?
Why the fuck does twitter not have an option to follow someones tweets, without having to read their @’s?
If night terrors were embodied in a person, I would punch it right in the crotch. LET MY HUSBAND SLEEP YOU BASTARD.
#unfollowdiddy — For his shameless overuse of the exclamation point. ! ! ! ! !
I love when I put a link and the twittertard EATS it.
The twittertard is the little man who lives inside the twitter and tweets your messages all over the world.
go eat a turd prop-h8ers. #prop8
#3wordsaftersex “You take credit?”
#3wordsduringsex “High Five, baby!!”
interesting new term: ego-surfing, aka. googling yourself
Matthew Perry just earned a small droplet of my respect, along with now knowing who he is. ——> http://tiny.cc/AafLb